i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
bring money and cleavage
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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