Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
