it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
