He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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