Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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