So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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