Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I skipped work to stalk him.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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