So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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