She's JV to your varsity
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
