I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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