It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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