this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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