question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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