The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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