it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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