Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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