Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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