so explain again why im purple
no
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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