Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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