My brain says no but my pants say off.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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