She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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