physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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