Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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