I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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