she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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