You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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