he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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