I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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