Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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