So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
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"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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