Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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