I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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