apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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