awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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