I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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