I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
