I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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