is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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