Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
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I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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