If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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