have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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