I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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