how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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