maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It was a blind-side dick pic.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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