I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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