It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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