I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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