yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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