I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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