C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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