Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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