I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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