put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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