Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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