super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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